2/3 Of a Triple Threat

I'm Madeleine.
I adore musicals, tea, elephants and scarves.
I despise sickled feet, the outdoors and the fact that there is not yet gluten-free ramen.

benfankhauser:

there are still no matt mormon photos and there is still no bare cast album

  • Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
  • Friend: no.
  • me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
  • me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via not-your-house-keeper-dear)